Anagrams

I found these on R.H.F. recently.

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Top Ten Anagrams for "Communications Decency Act"

• 10. Caution cynic: Scan modem, etc.
• 9. Communist, candy, cocaine, etc.
• 8. Academic custom: Cynic on 'Net
• 7. Connect CIA, communist decay
• 6. I disconnect my Acme account
• 5. [This anagram too offensive to post]
• 4. Condoms, etc., can cue intimacy
• 3. Decency? Commit a sin, account!
• 2. Cut my academic connections
  And the number one anagram for "Communications Decency Act":
• 1. Comic scene: Nudity act on Mac

Runners-up:

• A succinct edict: man, economy
• CIA? Disconnect me, my account?
• Connect Mosaic; induce my act
• Cute, cosmetic cynic: Madonna
• I accuse; condemn my tactic, no?
• I accused: Connect into my Mac
• I can't commend saucy conceit
• Media custom: Connect a cynic
• Mice may disconnect account
• Scan me: CIA concocted mutiny

These were in Peter H. Lewis's column in the New York Times on Tuesday, July 11th. He generated them on a MacProgram called Karma Manager:

Information Superhighway:

• New Utopia? Horrifying sham.
• When forming, utopia's hairy
• Hey ignoramus -- win profit? Ha!
• I'm on a huge wispy rhino fart